i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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