that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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