i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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