If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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