So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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