Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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