If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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