you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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