I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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