Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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