FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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