oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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