Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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