Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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Terrible idea I love it
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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