I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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