He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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