WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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