ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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