he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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