You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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