Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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