What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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