Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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