i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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