Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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