who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
