I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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