Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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