so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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