You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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