So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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