I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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