Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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