sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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