Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can I color on your dick again?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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