Walk of Shame. In a state park.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
