READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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