that's an acceptable place to lick
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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