I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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