Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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