ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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