I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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