You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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