I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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