Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Are we still banned from the library?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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