My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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