he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I am one with the molecules
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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