He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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