Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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