***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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