It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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