How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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