Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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